About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
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