Every day, there are millions of funny moments. Some have been captured by these quotes, to be recalled over and over again. Whether you're studying for a test, or watching TV, a funny moment can happen at any time!
i always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
i always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
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