Enjoy these great quotations about nerds, programmers and computers.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the recycle bin
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
Why does the computer programmer ignore the warning on the cigarette carton? Because he's seen so many warnings he only cares about errors.
How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1.
What does the computer programmer say to his fellow programmer when he asks him to borrow $1000? I'll give you 1024 to make it even.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the recycle bin
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
Why does the computer programmer ignore the warning on the cigarette carton? Because he's seen so many warnings he only cares about errors.
How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1.
What does the computer programmer say to his fellow programmer when he asks him to borrow $1000? I'll give you 1024 to make it even.
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