Abbreviation SMS

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for
L: Loss of Money
O: Out of Mind
V: Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life
So don't Love, just line maro

GIRL stands for
G: GOSSIP mai sab sai agay
I: INNOCENT sirf shakal say
R: RONAY ki machine
L: LARAYI mai sab ki maa

BOYS stands for
B: BADMASHIYON mai sab sai agay
O: OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y: YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S : SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay

SORRY
Oh don't be confused, SORRY means
S: Some
O: One is
R: Really
R: Remembering
Y: You

Why students hate MATHS?
Because MATHS means
M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Healthy
S: Students

Some Degrees and their meanings
M.B.B.S
Most Beautiful But Stupid
B.Com
Basic Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A
Beautiful, Bold & Attractive
L.L.B
Life Lasting Boredom
P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream-girl

The real meaning of STUDY is
S: Sleeping
T: Talking
U: Unlimited SMS
D: Dreaming
Y: Yawing 

Agar koi larki apko "BHAI" kahay, don't mind it, because she means to say
B: Beautiful
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals

Always care your FRIEND
Because "FRIEND" stands for
F: Full of Love
R: Root of Happiness
I: Island of Respect
E: End of sorrows
N: Name of hope
D: Door of understanding
So never lose you "Friends

STUPID

Don't be confused I mean to say

S: Sari zindagi
T: Tum sai
U: Umar bhar ki dosti
P: Pana chahta hon,
I: Islie
D: Duawon mai yaad rakhna

Do you know what does "HELLO" mean??
HELLO stands for
H: How are you?
E: Everything is fine?
L: Like to hear from you.
L: Love to see you soon.
O: Obviously, I miss you

Always greet "SALAM" to others when you meet them because "SALAM" stands for
S: Sada Khush raho
A: Abaad raho
L: La-zawal kamyabiyan Pawo
A: Apki har arzo pori ho
M: Mujhy dua mai yaad rakhna !!
SALAM to you too

Hi… BITCH
You will not mind it if you know what I mean from "BITCH" it means
B: Beautiful
I: Intelligent
T: Talented
C: Cute
H: Hilarious
I know you are smiling now

hi.. DOG
Don't mind it, DOG means
D: Don
O: Of
G: Girls
It made you smile.. you DOG

Do you know what does SMS really means??
SMS means
S: Sardaron ki
M: Mazak Urany ki
S: Service

Pathans changed the name of their province "N.W.F.P", because
N.W.F.P. stands for
N: No
W: Woman
F: For
P: Pathans

Why do students go to COLLEGE regularly?
Because COLLEGE means
C: Come
O: On !
L: Let's
L: Love
E: Every
G: Girl
E: Equally

Hello…. Dear
DEAR means
D: Don't forget me
E: Enter into my heart
A: Always be with me
R: Remember me in your prays

Hi… Darling
DARLING stands for
D: Don't go away from me
A: Always keep me in your heart
R: Remember me
L: Life is incomplete without you
I: I miss you
N: Never leave me alone
G: Give me your heart

It is my LAST SMS to you
Don't worry by "LAST" I mean
L: Love for you
A: Always be happy
S: Sending you best wishes
T: There is no end of our friendship

I hate you..
Don't be upset, because
"HATE" I mean
H: Hold me in your heart
A: Always be with me
T: There is no end to our love
E: Enter into my heart
So again "I hate you

Don't lose heart if you find something IMPOSSIBLE
Because IMPOSSIBLE itself says
"I m possible"

GOOD MORNING stands for
G: God may
O: Offer you his
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion to
M: Make you
O: Optimistic and
R: Ready for
N: New Day to
I: Initiate
N: New
G: Goals
So "GOOD MORNING" to you

HUGS will make your day wonderful
HUGS stands for
H: Happy feelings
U: Ultimate Joys
G: Great love and respect
S : Sympathy for others

Our lovely country
PAKISTAN Stands for
P: Perfect
A: Ambitious
K: Knowledge-Centre
I: Islamic
S: Super
A: Able
N: Nation

Husband: Do you know what does "WIFE" means?
It means "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife: No dear
It means "With Idiot For Ever"

Khabi kesi se MOHABBAT mat karna
Because MOHABBAT means
M: Mot (Death)
O: Oljhan (Dilemma)
H: Harna (Losing)
A: Aanso (Tears)
B: Barbadi (Destruction)
B: Bewafayi (Dis-loyalti)
A: Andhaira (Darkness)
T: Tanhayi (Loneliness)

Papa: Beti FSc ke baad kia karogi?
Beti: B.B.A karongi…
Papa: What is B.B.A????
Beti: "Boyfriend ki Bike par Aish" !!

FATHER means
F: Forever with family
A: Always there for your guidance
T: The only one who care about family members
H: He even sacrifice his own joys for the family
E: Encouragement for your success
R: Really a deserves respect

What does FRIDAY stands for?????
FRIDAY stands for
F: Farz Allah ka Ada Karo..
R: Rab ko razi Karo…
I: Ibadat dil say karo…
D: Durood Kasrat sai Parho…
A: Allah Taalah sai Maango..
Y: Yad rakho mujhy apni duawon mai